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Melkarid

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: Montreal,Quebec
Job: Sleeping

Making the world worse since 1995.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
4/23/06

Level: 16
Aura: Evil

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 30
Saves: 119
Rank #: 46,625

Whistle Status: Garbage

Exp. Points: 2,630 / 2,840
Exp. Rank #: 10,725
Voting Pow.: 5.79 votes

BBS Posts: 646 (0.48 per day)
Flash Reviews: 110
Music Reviews: 0
Trophies: 0
Stickers: 0

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Best Sammich.. EVER?

Posted by Melkarid Jun. 26, 2009 @ 4:21 PM EDT

Mmmm, i love sandwiches, and I would love to know what sandwich type NGers prefer!

Updated: 07/20/09 12:03 AM 3 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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I bet my medal points owns yours!

Posted by Melkarid May. 2, 2009 @ 9:48 PM EDT

Oh I'm so sure my points own most of NGers, how many point do you have?

FYI - Too lazy to check userpages for points.

Also, made myself a dandy ham sandwich today! It was so damned good.

Side Note:
Omfg, I got a B+ on a music test! YAY

Updated: 05/20/09 4:43 PM 10 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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So Some Guy Threw Eggs At My

Posted by Melkarid Apr. 21, 2009 @ 5:58 PM EDT

House, while I was busy.

So yeah, at first I didn't know what it was, but then I went to my bedroom's northern window (Situated right next to the lawn) and noticed egg yolk and some shell pieces.

I sure as hell don't know why anyone would do this, noone has a grudge against me, so yeah.

This sucks, and I sure as hell would kick his ass if I see him.

Updated: 04/26/09 10:01 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Melkarid

God Dammit

Posted by Melkarid Apr. 19, 2009 @ 9:03 AM EDT

I've just been banned from the BBS at least 5 times in the last week.
I got nothing to do, so here I am.

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I've met a delightful person today.

Posted by Melkarid Apr. 15, 2009 @ 7:56 PM EDT

And his NG alias is beatman27, he is a 12 year old, immature young boy who posts random shit on the BBS and also stupid beats that sound like shit.

Oh, did I mention he is a troll? Watch out, he might throw bouldahs atchoo.

Linky : http://beatman27.newgrounds.com/

In fact, this is one of his replies to a guy who reviewed his latest shitty music.

"why cause your a gay fag who jaxs off to porn???"

I mean seriously, how can you be homosexual if you jack of to porn?
Check him out, he thinks he makes fun of others but it's actually making him look stupid.
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EDIT:
His response to my message left on his blog.

Melkarid says:
Umm, kid, you understand Newgrounds ain't for dick faces like you right? You think you're mofo because you can act it? You ain't shit in the real world. Get a fucking life.

I may be your age, but my mental age is 2x yours, go grow some balls, learn to make music, learn to post smart topics THEN join Newgrounds again.

Please also, don't even begin to ask for money for your stupid "beats". They are nothing but pieces of shit conjured by you in under 10 minutes, no one smart enough will ever pay for that shit...

Oh and, you will never be a mod, seriously, you can't even act mature enough to stand up for yourself, and to be a mod you might need to stand up for others.
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Apr. 15, 2009 | 7:48 PM beatman27 responds:

shut up

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Serious Edit:
My fucking god... Beatman27 was actually the alt of the infamous SockmyDink, that jackass.

Updated: 04/18/09 7:34 PM 11 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Melkarid

Fuck

Posted by Melkarid Apr. 14, 2009 @ 5:36 PM EDT

I seem to have lost my wallet.

Updated: 04/15/09 4:24 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Heheh, temp ban from the BBS.

Posted by Melkarid Apr. 14, 2009 @ 10:47 AM EDT

You have been temporarily banned from posting to the BBS for 1 days. You have 17 hours, 28 minutes and 47 seconds left until your ban is lifted. Do not attempt to create a secondary account to get around this ban. If we find evidence of you doing so all of your accounts will be terminated.

Reason for ban: You have been banned for posting in a spam thread, entitled "Fun and Addictive new game o.O." This only fuels the flames and keeps the topic alive. This is a mandatory ban.

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NG april fools 2009

Posted by Melkarid Apr. 2, 2009 @ 4:23 PM EDT

What do you guys think? I actually believed it until about 30 mins, I thought it was a pretty elaborate and well thought plan, must have taken weeks to figure something like this out.

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Favorite Pie flavour

Posted by Melkarid Apr. 1, 2009 @ 9:08 PM EDT

Mine is apple, you?

Updated: 04/16/09 4:41 PM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Chinaaa

Posted by Melkarid Apr. 1, 2009 @ 4:09 PM EDT

I'm glad China's government has approved of Newgrounds, so what do you guys think?

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